Hello, Sweetie.
ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

zooeyclairedeschanel:

if you are naturally good at speaking in front of the class during presentations get out of my face i hate you so much

Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

biznasties:

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart